In my never-ending quest to experiment doing things to see if i actually still dislike doing them – We made Pickles on Sunday!
Now, I shouldn’t say that I dislike pickling – because i don’t – i think it’s a great time! – it just takes SO.LOOOOONG.
If it took half the time, i’d be all over pickling and canning and cooking all kinds of things – but i just don’t have the patience, ya know?
But anyways, these little beasts are just going to be delicious, i can tell.
Since the Corn Pickling post went over ridiculously well – I am going to share my cucumber pickling experience with you too – but after that, it’s over. You’ll have to get your pickling porn somewhere else.
So here goes… get a half bushel of cucumbers from Herrle’s - costs about $15 plus you’ll want to grab a bunch of fresh dill and garlic too.
1. Wash the cukes.
2. Cut the cukes into spears… if you want to fit more than 4 pickles in a jar. Get the cloves of garlic ready and if you’re really adventurous, some pearl onions too…. it is suggested you wear a shirt that matches what you are pickling.
3. Wash and divide the dill (flowers and dilly looking part)- and drop equal amounts into each sterilized mason jar. Also drop in the garlic and onions.
4. Then stick all the spears into the jars, so they are totally stuck in there. Should be about 6-7 cucumbers worth.
5. Fill the jars up with Brine covering all cucumbers and letting about 1/4 inch of space at the top (1 litre water / 250 ml vinegar / 60 ml kosher salt – simmer for a few minutes till the salt disolves)
6. Put the sterilized lids on tight and put them in a hot water bath till they boil – keep’em in there for 5 mins.
7. Then take’em out and let them cool down in slightly warm and then cool water. If you do this step too fast, the jars will crack, so it takes for fucking ever. Beware.
8. Let’em sit for a week or two… then eat. Look at them! They look like real pickles!
I’ll keep you posted on how they actually taste – i don’t recommend making them till i report back!
Hope you enjoyed this installation of Hilary Destroys a Clean Kitchen!
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